My human has not been very useful.
In fact she has ignored all of you. She's been a bit mental and is feeding me all this strange food called "grapes." I am not sure of it. Perhaps she is ill.
I would like to apologise for her, on her lack of posting. She has apparently been busy with life and what she calls U-ni-verz-ittee which is basically when she leaves me alone.
Today she did something very mean and out a post up on the Facebooks about me being pregnant. Please note I am not pregnant and that this was an April fools. I have never met a man. In fact they are all smelly and I am much better living forever just with my human.
Not pregnant. Now feed me.
*cute face*
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