Saturday, 4 April 2015

Running in circles

Rabbit loves to love.

Behaviour: when your rabbit runs around your legs excitedly, this is a sign of her attraction to you. It will happen in the dead of spring when hormones are waking the body up.

My bunny sees only one other live being regularly - me. Therefore, she has decided that I must be her mate because there is no one else to try to attract. Its apparently very common between bunny's and their owners, especially in single bunny families. Another bunny in the house may have not had me addressed in this way by her but as it is...

She has decided I am the one. Which is all very flattering but I do love my boyfriend slightly more.

Wednesday, 1 April 2015

Dear Readers

My human has not been very useful.

In fact she has ignored all of you. She's been a bit mental and is feeding me all this strange food called "grapes." I am not sure of it. Perhaps she is ill.

I would like to apologise for her, on her lack of posting. She has apparently been busy with life and what she calls U-ni-verz-ittee which is basically when she leaves me alone.

Today she did something very mean and out a post up on the Facebooks about me being pregnant. Please note I am not pregnant and that this was an April fools. I have never met a man. In fact they are all smelly and I am much better living forever just with my human.

Not pregnant. Now feed me.

*cute face*